Monday, November 29, 2010

I went to Ohio State University mostly because of the fabulous football team. Oh yeah, and they had a great business school, too. I visited my old alma mater this past week on Thanksgiving Day with my aspiring rock star son. OSU is still glorious, but the highlight of our day was our delicious meal at Lindey's in German Village. I've eaten there a few times and had forgotten how fabulous the food and the atmosphere is. The tight cobblestone streets, that lead to this almost hidden gem of Columbus, passes hundred year old houses graced with exteriors that just scream, I AM GORGEOUS INSIDE AND OUT. (I love houses....that's why I sell real estate.) But at Lindeys, the white crisp table cloths, the massive and impressive bar, the chic crowd and the scrumptious food cheered up an otherwise gloomy day. My son just doesn't like the traditional fixin's and there was nothing traditional about our meal. I did fall back to having turkey, but Alex ordered an amazing pasta, and his lovely young love ordered a gorgonzola incrusted steak that was just too yummy. Our apetizer was brie with mango chutney...what can I say but yummmm. And the Lobster bisque is the best I've ever tasted. Thanksgiving was different this year but amazing.



If you get the chance try Lindeys. I am a food snob and I loved it. I thought it was fabulous. Bon apetite'.

Sunday, September 12, 2010

Oouie!

Okay! So a couple of weeks ago I had my first ambulance ride to a place I have sworn I would never go, the hospital. First of all, they smell funny, and there is something that lurks there that I just detest....germs. Yep they are everywhere. Being a little OCD, the last place I ever want to even walk into is a hospital. I won't touch anything, and please "Do not step into my personal space", because you probably have something I just don't want. Whether it's germs from another patient, or one of those long, metal, pointed things that they always insist on putting into your veins, there is absolutely nothing good here. That has always been my thinking and it hasn't changed ...much.

By the time I arrived I had lost two units of blood at least and knew bad things were coming when the ER Doctor said, Susan you have internal bleeding and ..... And, I said, what? "You are going to need a blood transfusion" and then he said something about scopes. Scopes plural? like more than one, I questioned! Mmmm, yes, the young doctor replied. Well it was time for a little intimidation on my part. This just couldn't be happening and I was going to have to ward him and all of his germ infested equipment away. So I sat back and gave him the look. I must have seemed ridiculous because by now I was on the verge of passing out and I am using every technique I know to keep this guy away from me. Let's see, first, I'll just pull out everything I know from the "Power of Positive Thinking." It always works for me. As I lay channeling the great Dr. Norman Vincent Peale, I knew it would work. It always works! So I am not bleeding and I am fine, and this is all going to be okay, I kept repeating in my head (I couldn't say it out loud as I didn't want them to think I was crazy too).

An IV tech nurse entered the cramped cubbie they call an ER room and said straighten out your arm and make a fist. As I did it my thoughts were to make contact with my fist against her face to keep her away, but no instead, the long, sharp, invasive needle slipped slowly into my vein. By now I had cowered low into the bed and covered my eyes. I couldn't resist and separated my fingers for a quick peek at the needle and the blood flowing from my vein into an elongated glass tube. Oh God, I thought, Dr. Peale where are you? I need to think harder.

Okay so that's not working....The Secret...Yes, The Secret. I had practiced it.....got parking spots where I needed them. It worked too. So, okay, just manifest the bleeding to stop NOW!

The nurse kept working, taking more tubes of blood and adding them into her personal stash! I need that blood. Isn't one tube sufficient?
Meanwhile, I'm telling myself : stop bleeding, stop bleeding, stop bleeding! I didn't stop. The nurse left with my blood, the doctor left, too, and my family was left to deal with a crazy woman scared to death (well almost). The secret hadn't worked, so I was saving the big one till last.

OH GOD, I said please make me stop bleeding. Please! If I keep bleeding they are going to stick me with more infested objects and then stick things in holes that just frankly, God, you didn't mean for those to have anything inserted into them. God must have been having an incredibly busy day, or he was just wanting to mess with me, because, I kept bleeding.

After a few minutes, the decision is announced to me that I get to spend a little time with my new Nemesis it this awful place. The transporter will be right in they said, to take you to your room. What the hell is a transporter. Come on! The image of the transporter in my mind was not even a notch above the grim reaper. I fully expected a craggy old man dressed in black from head to toe shrouded in a long black overcoat and a crumpled hat. To my surprise a young, fresh faced student came to push me deep into the dark boughs of this huge impending building. The hallways were long and narrow and brightly lit (where are my Pradas to shield my sensitive eyes) and my transporter kept banging me into walls and missing doors. Ouch, I already feel like HELL! Finally I arrive in my room, where yep, the blood entourage enters to do their transfusion ritual. Now if you've never received blood, it's almost like watching a poorly choreographed group of young dancers trying to hit their beat.
There are three (THREE) people to perform this ritual. They take the bags of blood out and make sure they are the right temperature, they read the type (A positive). Yes all three agree it's Type A thank God. They scan the bar code to triple check that it is still A positive. And then they scan me to make sure I haven't gone into the witness protection plan since I got here and that I'm still me. Check! That's all good the nurse said. Now tell us your name and birth date. "You've got to be kidding. You just scanned me. My name is right there! It's still me!" Check, Check Triple Check. All three nurses stood around my bed and finally decided it was me and I could have the blood.

Time to hang the bag and start the drip. I looked up and saw the crimson, rich looking red fluid start to enter my vein and was shocked at the feeling of the icy cold invasion into my body. All I could think is that this must be the true meaning of ice princess. (Oh, I didn't mention I'm a princess? Well in my own mind!)

If you didn't know it takes a long time for a unit of blood to drip 2 - 4 hours...mine took 4 of course and then there was another one waiting to go into my body with the same ritual beginning again.

By 5 am I was feeling pretty good...I had blood again and now it was time to get the scope(s). A young blond female doctor walked into my room to let me know she was going to be doing one of the scopes. I wasn't feeling warm or fuzzy at this point. In my opinion, she was much too pretty and well dressed to have done well in medical school. But she was blond, really blond, so she had to have something going for her. I met her downstairs deeper in the dark recesses of this building, again delivered by the transporter and as they pumped me up with anesthesia, I have to tell you, I felt pretty good. Yeah, well this isn't so bad after all, I thought. When I woke up I was delivered once again by the transporter, I looked around my room, and they told me I was going to be fine. I believed them for a minute until I thought about all of the germs, strange "used" tubes going down my throat, and someone else's blood now pulsing through my veins with God knows what diseases.
So what is so fabulous about all of this? A few days have gone by, I'm home with the help of the transporter getting me from the room to the front door where my carriage awaited me. I'm not bleeding anymore. That alone is fabulous. I feel great and the big bonus... I've lost 10 pounds. How fabulous is that? Or am I wasting away because I caught a dreaded disease from bad blood. Nah! I'm going to make it and I think that is fabulous!









Monday, August 16, 2010



One of my favorite things and something I would consider fabulous are fresh flowers. They are not a luxury, but a necessity! I purchased this gorgeous bouquet at Findley Market, located in Over the Rhine in Cincinnati, OH. The merchant I bought these from, grows these beauties in fields and a greenhouse, and then brings them to market to give us a lift and a smile. Buying tip...go late...flowers are a little picked over but this $8 bunch was marked down to $5. They assemble them, with your favorite colors as you wait and violla a gorgeous bouquet that I adore and it makes me smile.
Findley Market, winds down with the transient vendors around 2 - 3 so don't dilly dally. The outside vendors are my favorite as it's like Christmas. They bring something different every week and it's like a mini vacation going there looking at the latest bounty of the season. Flowers always are offered, and we are getting close to prime peach season. Sitting beside my stunning flowers is a little pot of Rosemary . . . $3.99 and it will grow all winter to enhance your poultry dishes. Fresh cut herbs at Krogers are close to same price but you can grow your own all fall and winter for practically nothing (initial investment and a little water and love). Life is wonderful and so are my lovely flowers and Findley Market.


For more information on Findley Market visit their website: http://www.findleymarket.org/
Chicken Recipe -- So easy and tasty
1 whole free range chicken or 2 Cornish game hens
Stuff with 2 sprigs of fresh rosemary
Stuff with one whole garlic head (cleaned and peeled)
Add 1/4 lemon
Bake an average chicken for about 1 1/4 to 1 1/2 hours until the temperature reaches 165 degrees. Drippings make a fabulous sauce... I use a little flour, white wine & chicken broth, but you could make a more traditional gravy. Serve with mashed potatoes and a salad with vinaigrette.